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Tim Heidecker Is Bringing His Joe Rogan Parody Show to The Onion

Five years after Tim Heidecker went viral with a 12-hour blabberthon mocking the king of bro podcasting, he’s back in character to shill a supplement called “Crab Salts.”

Released on 10/01/2026

Transcript

I think we're rolling.

Dude. Here we are.

Back at it. What the fuck?

So good to see you, man.

Yeah, you too, man. So good to see you.

It's nice to be back. Crazy.

I mean, I'm trying to think.

It's been a couple years.

Dude. Yeah.

You look, I mean, you look fucking good, man.

Thanks, brother. You look fucking good.

You hit the gym?

Like how often are you

going to the gym? Every fucking day.

I can tell, man.

You look good. It's about that though,

right? Yeah, yeah yeah.

It's like you have to be regimented

or else it all just goes to shit.

Yes, yeah. Yeah.

It's all connected.

But like, obviously I'm scaling up,

and obviously we're

scaling up here. Dude, I can tell, man.

You fucking leveled the fuck up.

Look at this fucking place. Can you believe this place?

Beautiful, man. It's fucking insane in here.

I know.

I mean, it's just like right now,

this is just green screen,

but as you'll see, when you see this-

Yeah dude. Dude. It's fucking so huge.

This is great. That's fucking crazy.

It's all green screen.

It is, yeah, I mean, it's not-

It's nice, though. It will be very-