*You gotta like these deadpan pieces that teeter right on the edge of shattering cognitive dissonance.
"If you want to wear Google Glasses, stick with:
"Bright colors. Click through the slideshow for examples. Browns, olives, maroons, and earth tones won’t look right with the vibrant palette of the rims.
"Black. Black goes with everything. It’s practical, modern, sleek and chic.
"Clean lines. Again, see the DVF Spring 2013 runway show. Note the simple draping and cinching on the dresses. These glasses are designed to look light and clean. The clothing should match that sentiment.
"High boots or high heels. Make sure they’re tight, not slouchy, around the ankle and calf. Keep things structured with these glasses. (((
